Episode 35: Lily's Downfall

November 12, 2018

Today Sequoia is going to read 200 fan fics and then write a 25 chapter DraMione… or not. Let’s get into it kids, it’s time for more Marauders!

 

Recommendation: Of Norklesvanian Hairdos and Being Sixteen
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1515389/1/Of-Norklesvanian-Hairdos-and-Being-Sixteen

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Episode 33: What's in a Name?

October 15, 2018

After our very first adventure into a multi-episode story, we’re back on our regular one shot bullshit. Make sure to figure out your “name” and tweet it at us! Rules are below.

 

Recommendation: Dial Tone

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10716879/chapters/23743410

  1. Use the third letter of your first name to find your new first name.

    A= Poopsie
    B= Lumpy
    C= Buttercup
    D= Gidget
    E= Crusty
    F= Greasy
    G= Fluffy
    H= Cheeseball
    I= Chim-chim
    J= Stinky
    K= Funky
    I= Boobie
    M= Pinky
    N= Zippy
    O= Goober
    P= Doofus
    Q= Slimy
    R= Loopy
    S= Snotty
    T= Tulefel
    U= Dorkey
    V= Squeezit
    W= Oprah
    X= Skipper
    Y= Dinky
    Z= Zsa-Zsa

  2. Use the second letter of your last name to find the first part of your new last name.

    A= Apple
    B= Toilet
    C= Giggle
    D= Burger
    E= Girdle
    F= Barf
    G= Lizard
    H= Waffle
    I= Cootie
    J= Monkey
    K= Potty
    I= Liver
    M= Banana
    N= Rhino
    O= Bubble
    P= Hamster
    Q= Toad
    R= Gizzard
    S= Pizza
    T= Gerbil
    U= Chicken
    V= Pickle
    W= Chuckle
    X= Tofu
    Y= Gorilla
    Z= Stinker

  3. Use the fourth/last letter of your last name to find the last part of your new last name.

    A= Head
    B= Mouth
    C= Face
    D= Nose
    E= Tush
    F= Breath
    G= Pants
    H= Shorts
    I= Lips
    J= Honker
    K= Butt
    I= Brain
    M= Tushie
    N= Chunks
    O= Hiney
    P= Biscuits
    Q= Toes
    R= Buns
    S= Fanny
    T= Sniffer
    U= Sprinkles
    V= Kisser
    W= Squirt
    X= Humperdinck
    Y= Brains
    Z= Juice

Sequoia Thomas
Episode 31: Harry and Mione's Horcrux Hunt (Part 2)

September 17, 2018

 Whew. Here we go. Second week in a row! We hope you’re ready for the continuation of this nonsense. Don’t forget, we left Harry and Mione in the Disney princess forest deciding if they should trust Bellatrix (who just emerged from a bush). So it can only get crazier from here.

Reach the final installment of this story to get the prize at the end, our recommendation!

Sequoia Thomas
Episode 30: Harry and Mione's Horcrux Hunt (Part 1)

September 10, 2018

We’re trying out something new this time… get ready for a story in three parts, three weeks in a row! That’s right, this time you won’t have to wait two weeks to hear our monotone voices dripping with sarcasm. Tune in next week for part two of three, and make A MILLION PREDICTIONS so you too can go STRAIGHT TO THE POINTS MOON.

Reach the final installment of this story to get the prize at the end, our recommendation!

Sequoia Thomas
Episode 29: Dean/The Meaning of Life, My Lad

August 27, 2018

And hello to any new listeners that found us at LeakyCon! If you’re curious about any of the podcasts Sequoia had the pleasure of joining on the panel, you can find them all here:
https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/
http://www.harrypottersacredtext.com/
https://potteroticapodcast.com/
https://potteroticapodcast.com/
http://hogwarts.libsyn.com/

 

Recommendation: Better Late Than Never
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2311927/1/Better-Late-Then-Never

 

Kim's Fanfiction:

Neville’s Busy Day

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15830586
FF: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13049535/1/Neville-s-Busy-Day

Sequoia Thomas
Episode 18: Society for Nutters Obsessed with Ginny feat. Anna Brisbin AKA Brizzy Voices

March 26, 2018

We absolutely loved having Anna join us to talk about Harry Potter and experience a good SNOG with us! I mean… not like that!

Recommendation: Nauseous Romance
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1468596/1/Nauseous-Romance

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